After my latest romantic failure, the easiest option for some distraction and fun would be Tinder. But, statistics….
As I keep track of my romantic and sexual adventures and I now have collected the bare minimum of sufficient date to analyze; here is some insight in the results so far.
Keeping a score card originally started to see if there was some sort of resemblance based on zodiac signs. But there is none, at least not in my list. Instead, there is a clear resemblance in performance when looking at origin/nationality.
I can confidently say that Australian men are by far better in pleasing me than Europeans or Americans.
The average scores on a 1 to 10 base:
Not just from my own data, but also checking with the friends who have global experience, they have similar experiences.
The main difference I’ve experienced is that the Australian men seem to be more primal and unrestrained. No fuss, taking the lead and making it a fulfilling exciting physical adventure. All Australians scored 8 or higher, apart from one. This one took down the average because he was too drunk and fell asleep on top and inside of me, obviously resulting in a low score.
European and American men tend to be too self aware, too careful and therefor out of rhythm and making it less relax, less organic and sometimes even uncomfortable. European men do seem to have the biggest, but this hasn’t resulted in a better experience overall.
Unfortunately, there are little to none Australian tourist in town in this season, so it’s wine instead.